{"id":1534,"date":"2014-04-14T07:45:25","date_gmt":"2014-04-14T07:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/?page_id=1534"},"modified":"2014-05-02T08:46:16","modified_gmt":"2014-05-02T08:46:16","slug":"of-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/?page_id=1534","title":{"rendered":"The Patron Saint of the Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-1240 alignright\" alt=\"Isidore of Seville\" src=\"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/Isidore-of-Seville-254x300.jpg\" width=\"208\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I know all the hopes you\u2019ve googled<br \/>\nand how you\u2019re sorting piles of leaves<br \/>\nto spell the answers you\u2019d want to hear.<br \/>\nIt falls to you to make it mean.<br \/>\nDeactivate your account. Don\u2019t sign back in.<br \/>\nThe Internet\u2019s an immortal elephant<br \/>\nthat holds a solid tungsten memory<br \/>\nof every monkey nut we feed it,<br \/>\nso leave out anything you really feel.<br \/>\nYou must refine your searching phrases<br \/>\nif you want to find exact returns.<br \/>\nDon\u2019t ever rely on feeling lucky<br \/>\nor accept the endless pages of results<br \/>\nto chance upon another love<br \/>\nthat\u2019s not quite right but close enough.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/?page_id=1517\">&lt; Back to the Patron Saints<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<p>I know all the hopes you\u2019ve googled and how you\u2019re sorting piles of leaves to spell the answers you\u2019d want to hear. It falls to you to make it mean. Deactivate your account. Don\u2019t sign back in. The Internet\u2019s an immortal elephant that holds a solid tungsten memory of every monkey nut we feed [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1517,"menu_order":8,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1534"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1534"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1534\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1640,"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1534\/revisions\/1640"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}