{"id":1564,"date":"2014-04-14T08:27:48","date_gmt":"2014-04-14T08:27:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/?page_id=1564"},"modified":"2014-05-02T08:48:41","modified_gmt":"2014-05-02T08:48:41","slug":"x-the-patron-saint-of-dogs","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/?page_id=1564","title":{"rendered":"The Patron Saint of Dogs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\" wp-image-1333 alignright\" alt=\"St Roch 2\" src=\"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/St-Roch-2.png\" width=\"208\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I pray to you, protect this dog.<br \/>\nSee him through the park at night<br \/>\nwith LEDs swinging on his collar &#8211;<br \/>\nmicrochipped, engrav\u00e9d with a number.<br \/>\nSee his legs are swift enough<br \/>\nto run and dodge all other dogs.<br \/>\nSee he doesn\u2019t lose his favourite ball<br \/>\nand always swims with otter stokes<br \/>\n\u2018cross gravel pits and swollen rivers.<br \/>\nHe\u2019s followed me through every door<br \/>\nand bumped against me while I wept.<br \/>\nAnd so I call on you, O hungry Saint,<br \/>\ncome sit and share our rib-eye steaks<br \/>\nand care for he who cannot pray<br \/>\nbut gives much more than he ever takes.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/?page_id=1517\">&lt; Back to the Patron Saints<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<p>I pray to you, protect this dog. See him through the park at night with LEDs swinging on his collar &#8211; microchipped, engrav\u00e9d with a number. See his legs are swift enough to run and dodge all other dogs. See he doesn\u2019t lose his favourite ball and always swims with otter stokes \u2018cross gravel [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1517,"menu_order":2,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1564"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1564"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1564\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1646,"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1564\/revisions\/1646"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}