{"id":1571,"date":"2014-04-14T08:30:32","date_gmt":"2014-04-14T08:30:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/?page_id=1571"},"modified":"2014-05-23T09:08:50","modified_gmt":"2014-05-23T09:08:50","slug":"xii-the-patron-saint-of-moving-house","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/?page_id=1571","title":{"rendered":"The Patron Saint of Moving House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-1453\" src=\"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Saint-Anne.jpg\" alt=\"Saint Anne\" width=\"246\" height=\"311\" \/>Chuck away anything\u00a0you can do without.<br \/>\nWhat\u2019s left is all\u00a0you need and can be moved<br \/>\nwith a single load in a standard Transit van.<br \/>\nBanana boxes full of books, a desk, a lamp,<br \/>\none expensive chair, all white goods<br \/>\nand some photos of a girl from years ago.<br \/>\nParcel tape these versions of yourself<br \/>\nand stack them up to best use space.<br \/>\nAll\u00a0your life you\u2019ve kept down on weight;<br \/>\ndodged the insecure and the over-needy,<br \/>\nmade promises\u00a0you knew you\u2019d never keep.<br \/>\nWith four weeks\u2019 notice, lock this door,<br \/>\nhand back the keys at the lettings office,<br \/>\nfill up with diesel and leave this town;<br \/>\na dog with his head out the open window.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/?page_id=1517\">&lt; Back to the Patron Saints<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chuck away anything you can do without. What\u2019s left is all you need and can be moved with a single load in a standard Transit van. Banana boxes full of books, a desk, a lamp, one expensive chair, all white goods and some photos of a girl from years ago. Parcel tape these versions of [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":1517,"menu_order":1,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1571"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1571"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1676,"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1571\/revisions\/1676"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tomwarner.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}